Archive for the 'election' Category
Time for Some Political and Moral Clarity
Monday, December 15th, 2008SIT UP AND LISTEN UP!
CLASS IS IN SESSION!!
America, including all you Obama mice, disconnect your four-point-of-contact and read slowly and out loud if necessary the two following articles.
This is what is called speaking the plain truth, something most of you under the age of 35 are very unfamiliar with so tighten up your seat belts and get out a snivel rag if necessary to dab your eyes.
‘A’ OHE HANAU EIA NEI
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008The title is a rough translation for “Not Born Here” in Hawaiian. That is what the blog Earth Frisk is claiming and the evidence is compelling.
Grand Ole Plan
Thursday, November 20th, 2008Hat tip to Lance Fairchok for this.
Fellow conservatives, I want you to buck up and steel those nerves of yours, and more importantly, get your checkbooks ready.
The Republican National Committee has come out with the perfect membership drive plan and it has six exciting elements to it.
Listen Up America
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008I owe many of you an apology; close friends like Dino Minutillo and JB Williams tried to warn me about stupid Americans, but I had more faith in you America. I was wrong. My Country Tis’ of Thee, you need help. Consider it my mission to educate our country on Our American Christian Heritage, what brought about our American Revolution, and how the public educational system’s deliberate attempt to deny both of these historical facts have led to the dumbing down of America. Consider the video below as proof and the column below it by Neal Boortz as a beginning of Salt and Light School being in session.
Pay attention class; you’re not going to get this from Brian Williams, Katie Couric, or Charlie Gibson.
First Court Hearing on Obama’s Birth Certificate
Sunday, November 16th, 2008There is much swirling around the Internet about President-elect Bararck Obama’s birth certificate. Contrary to what his official website and FactCheck.org would have Americans believe, Barack Obama has never furnished the actual copy of his birth certificate.
That leaves only one question: why not?
A Leak in the System
Thursday, November 13th, 2008A hat tip to Jason Zogelman and his friend for sending this wonderful “parable” about the redistribution of wealth.
Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Joe the Plumber to come and fix it. Joe drives to Obama’s house, which is located in a very nice neighborhood where it’s obvious that all the residents make well over $250,000 per year. Joe arrives and takes his tools into the house. Joe is led to the room that contains the leaky pipe under a sink. Joe assesses the problem and tells Obama, who is standing near the door, that it’s an easy repair that will take less than 10 minutes.
For the Greater Good
Saturday, November 1st, 2008McMentum
Friday, October 31st, 2008Well, the World Series is over and not only is Joe the Plumber paying attention to the election, but so is Joe Sixpack. The everyday hardworking American who is striving not for a handout but a chance to pursue the American dream without government intervention.
Zogby has a new one-day poll today, and the last few days of the campaign is where you see these polling companies get their numbers tight because they do this for their livelihood and that cannot afford to be way off. Check out the headline from the Drudge Report:


