Ode to Obama
This is sung to the tune of “My Country Tis of Thee” (hat tip to Larwyn)
My country,’ tis of me,
Sweet land that gave you me
Of me I sing;
Land that my father tried,
Went home to Kenyan bride,
From every mountainside
My praises ring!
My native country, me,
Home of the Ivy League,
My name I love.
ANWR we must not drill,
To me a temple build,
Up Matthews leg a thrill,
I am above.
Praise my humility,
That’s hard when you are me,
I’m never wrong.
Let mortal tongues be still,
Let me eat my waffle,
Your drabby lives I fill.
So play along.
Al Gore and John Kerry,
Had not my dignity,
To me, they sing.
Change and hope and progress,
Did nothing in Congress,
All I have’s arrogance:
I’ll be your king.
July 27th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
How gross!
July 27th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
hheeheheheheheheheee!!! Dave!
Thanks for another laugh~ Have a wonderful week!! Carolyn
August 3rd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Best one I’ve seen yet. Thank you for the laugh today!